(Yelps in disgust) oh lord, flashing to your mother’s point of view, getting...’pointed’ by Zeus.
Damn. He was a looker younger, and here’s hoping Apollo gets his looks, but not his...bad behavior.
He’ll have lovers, but I like to think he’s more...considerate and caring.
Apollo's lovers tend to die, though.
He had lovers that didn't die too. The ones who did are just more well-known.